So this guy holding my hand will be Brown or is it Olive?
And this guy I'm staring at while Brown holds my hand will be Ube.
Based on what they were wearing that night.
Brown's shirt looks kind of Olive-y.

So anyway, there, while Brown holds my hand and touches me every-freaking-where (inappropriately),
like my hair, my legs, my arms, my waist, my back, I stare at Ube.
I light up whenever Ube approaches me.
But Brown is the one beside me.
Brown is the one texting me, calling me.
Brown wants to date me.
Brown IS THE ONE WHO'S SINGLE.
Yes Ube has a girlfriend.
He said so that night

Ube: Aaminin ko, ako, may girlfriend ako.
Who the hell is asking?
Napaghahalataan ka tuloy.
He was drunk.

The lezzies introduced these guys to me.
They work together.

Lezzie 1: Ano, ok ba? Nag eenjoy ka naman?
Me: akjdhdfhcbhv UBE akjsfbcijdvblkjbv

With this, I now realized kung ano talaga ang type kong guys.

I therefore conclude, 
I'm more attracted to guys who are fun/funny more than anything else.
PLUS I think Brown is very very nice. Too nice.


Ube: CR tayo.
Me: Why?

Ube (out of nowhere): Papatunayan ko sayong 5 yung tissue sa CR.
Me: Bakit? Bakit ba gigil na gigil ka sa tissue sa CR?

I bit Ube in the arm. Hard. By the way.
I HAVE REASONS.
He was trying to lock me and Brown in the bathroom.

I'll lock myself in the bathroom with you.