I said I'll stop didn't I?
So I did.
Eh hindi pala stop yon. Pause lang.
Tae.
Ang ganda mo.
Gusto mo talaga itry lahat ng bagay noh?

Louie don't. Just don't.
He has a girlfriend.
You have to stop.
Before shit hits the fan.

Perooooo
I'm bored.
And he makes me laugh.
And giddy.
Oh help.

Sir Puppy Face: Movie tayo!
Me: Sige! Pangpatanggal ng stress. (excuses. I only want to see you)

Sir Puppy Face: Stressed ka ba? Kiss na lang kita muna para matanggal.
Me: Hahaha anong kiss? Hindi pa ko nakatry nyan. Masaya ba yan? (WHAT THE FUCK. Who is this slut)

Sir Puppy Face: Masaya yon! Promise gagawin ko talaga no joke pag nag movie tayo!
Me: -insert keyboard smash- (I'm actually dead)

What is happening????
Where's your motherfucking midget girlfriend?
My Lotus friend says she looks like a sexbomb dancer.
My Lotus friend says she has cheap bone structure.

What the fucking hell?
Gagawin nya daw talaga.
What do you say to that?
I don't want to say no, kase you know I'm a slutfaced hoebag.
Pero I don't want to blatantly say yes. go ahead. fuck i'm waiting.

So this is what I said,
Me: You're weird. Do it at your own risk!

I think that's like saying, Yes! Go ahead. Fuck I'm waiting!

Stop replying Puppy Face!!!
Bad!

Sir Puppy Face: We'll see.

Oh this is bad.

By the way.
Sir Puppy Face is Mr. TortureTime.

I choose not to respond. Because I'm sassy like that.
No, I'm not sassy. I'm actually awkward.

Aaaand why am I not asking about his girlfriend??
Fucking hell.
Hi, I'm satan. And I like One Direction. Please kill me now.

Break up with your girlfriend pls.
Para cute na lang. Hindi na mean.

Ok.
Alam ko na gagawin ko.
Ganto

Subtract all the cuteness from everything equals he's just perving on me.
O yan hindi na cute.
I won't let him perv on me I promise.
I'll meet up with him pero yun lang yon.
Bow.

This is sad. I don't want to think of him perving on me.
He's Puppy Face eh! That cute thing who's like a little boy.
(My Lotus Friend doesn't think he's cute at all. Face wise.)
(Pero who am I to be picky about someone's face? I meant his personality when I said cute)

Oh my fucking hell.
It's their 14th month anniversary yesterday.
How did I know? He liked the midget's post about it on facebook.

I'll set everything straight when we see each other.
That we're just friends.
My soul still has hope of redemption.

Should I read his comment about Midget's post?
Will I get hurt?
I shouldn't read it.
Maybe I should.

Update:
I read it.
I'm kinda seething.
Babe babe babe babe babe. I'm crazy about you. Babe babe. Hearts. Babe.

Update again:
His comment was 5 mins ago.
Tapos he texted me again!
What is wrong wiv you mother fucker
(umm about the swearing, 21 Jumpstreet is a fucking bad influence on me)
(Sorry, not sorry)
Syempre I texted back.
Now what's wrong wiv me
Stahpet!
How did I end up here?

Ze End.
Well maybe it's just friendly flirting on his part
And I'm making it such a big deal.

I said Ze End already.
Bow.