Che! May girlfriend ka na pala! Hmpf!
Bat mo ba sinisira pangarap ko?
Matangkad na boyfriend lang naman gusto ko eh.

Did you not get it? When I told you in college, "Pwede ba, tigilan mo ko?"
I only meant, "Hintayin mo ko pag nag break na kame ng boyfriend ko."

You are actually my type. Kahit I know people (my friends) will laugh at me if I date you.
(kase you kind of have a reputation of being a mindless bimbo) (guy bimbo).
Pero who cares? I only want you for your body, and that we'd look cute together!

Now I'm regretting that I didn't show that much interest in you nung college for you to think about me now.
Ni hindi ko pa naexperience na malasing with you (habang single ako)
(hindi counted yung mga times na nalasing ako with you na may boyfriend ako).

Anyway sayang. Perfect ka na eh, physically, pogi, tall, nice body, and finds me pretty (kahit walang makeup).
We could've been cute, Mr. Sinong Sandali, Mr. I-Have-Potential.
Pero sinayang mo lahat yon.