Uhm yeah. Hi.

I like a guy.
Bow.

I like a guy who is not conyo but is not afraid of Starbucks

I like a guy who smokes (for a change naman)
Lol how fun would it be if I influenced him to quit and use that electronic cigarette thingy instead?
Tapos quit na for good, tapos he'll thank me for it because of how it changed his life.
Lol thank you. Thank you very much.
Oh my freaking spazzing spazz!
I just realized I never kissed a smoker, or anyone who smokes
And ever since my last boyfriend (I was in college) that has been one of my goals.
(To boyfriend a smoker or to kiss one) (it's weird isn't it?) (yes)

Also, I like a guy who doesn't like One Direction
but doesn't make fun of me for memorizing all their songs and having a crush on every one of them (those kids)

I like a guy who naturally rides the jeep, an expert in commuting,
but is not afraid of taking the cab if he senses I want him to hurry up.

I like a guy who makes fun of people for being stupid, ugly, and pretentious
but also has pretentious moments of his own so I can make of him in return.

A guy doesn't have to be super attractive for me to like him. Not even overly nice.
I like a guy who isn't stupid but is not overly smart, not a know-it-all (because I'll feel stupid and small if he is)
but can hold a conversation with or without substance.

I like a guy who is straightforward and not afraid of telling me what he feels.

I like a guy who is not a prude when it comes to drinking and partying,
and someone who doesn't stop me from getting drunk for fun,
but then scolds the pants off me for throwing up for being too drunk
but still is ready to hold my hair back or rub my back when I do.

I like a guy who is a good driver with a touch of road rage
but isn't afraid to take my passenger seat.

I like a guy who is afraid of meeting my overly protective friends for the first time
but can be totally on shouting terms (due to excitement) with them the 2nd time.
But will be forever scared of my scarily quiet father, judgy mother, and large brothers.

I like a guy who will be ok if Bash bites him even if his wound bleeds
but still thinks she's the cutest thing ever (even though she really isn't).

I like a guy who has endless funny stories about his friends
but also talks about me a lot when he's with them.

I like a guy who has a fun set of friends who likes me
and a family whom he's protective of and who likes me also.

I like a guy who scolds me if I have too much make up on
but is ready to apologize once I start to cry because he offended me.
BUT scolds me the same way when it happens again.

A guy doesn't have to treat me like a princess, that actually makes me uncomfortable.
I like a guy who isn't too much of a gentleman (keyword being "too much")
I like that he doesn't pull my chair for me or lets me sit first
but still opens doors for me,
but not car doors, he'll only do that on occasions like when I'm too drunk to do it myself

I like a guy who doesn't notice if I change my nail polish from light pink to an even lighter pink
but still says that it's pretty nonetheless when I ask him.

I like a guy who makes me scratch my nails down his back subconsciously during sex
and enjoys it a lot when I do.

I like a guy who makes fun of me when I say something stupid or if I trip in public
but will never make fun of my dreams

I like a guy who is competitive and a sports lover.

I like a guy who accepts my weirdness and quirks.

I like a guy who doesn't have the vocalist-of-a-band-sexy-voice and is a guitar god
but appreciates music and doesn't make fun of my bad taste in music

I promise I'm not describing a guy I know slash like.
But yeah I have a particular guy in mind and I'm imagining he's all of those things to me.

Now I realize I'm not THAT jealous of his girlfriend anymore.
HE'S CHEATING ON HER HELLO.
But yeah I'm still a bit jealous. Just a bit na lang. Kase you know, I like her boyfriend. Fuck.
I'm not hoping to be his girl forever, I mean come on
I know I won't be pero let me just kiss him or make out with him
And then I'll leave him alone
And finally fall in love with someone who isn't him.


Dear Puppy Face,
Tigilan mo na yang kahibangan na yan and be with me instead!
Hi.
Love, me.