I should take a shower right after this.
But I won't yet
Not that I smell disgusting
Because I don't
At least I think I don't

You know what
Yesterday I when I was at Trinoma
Crawling around because I was so tired walking all over
The whole afternoon and for half of the evening
Anyway so yesterday sa Landmark
I was "walking" and texting, pretending to look normal (same old)
There was this fit looking, business man looking, kinda old and rich looking,
Just some man who I think is in his 40-50s, he was walking towards me
And he said "hi" with creepy ewwie smile on
And for half a second I was like "huh?"
Then I just realized I got hit on by an older man (a lot older)
I got hit on by an older man
I have potential to be a homewrecker

So
Is my life made?
YES
Is my life complete?
YES
Is that askal looking puppy our dog Basha who just got home from the groomers?
YES
Do I think Bertie Gilbert is cute?
I haven't decided yet
Do I need new make up?
YES
Am I being sarcastic about the old man?
YES
Am I making it out to be a bigger deal than it should be?
YES
Is it because I don't have anything else to write about?
YES (sorry. Actually I'm not, it's my blog)

The other day my Lotus friend was telling me
about her creepy-korean-uncle-company-owner who always asks her out on a date
slash stalker and he also wanted to give her the latest iPhone so he can call her
Then I was thinking, "That won't ever happen to me"
It's not allowed to happen to me because I'll accept whatever he gives me
OMG
Just where is my dignity?
I won't be thinking about the kapalit na he might ask for

What? Don't judge me. I'm bored.

So hey Lantern Festival later!