Freaking Romeo & Juliet
Posted by louie louie on Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Why didn't anyone give Leonardo Dicaprio an Oscar for Romeo & juliet?
When you think about Romeo Montague's face, it's the face of young Leo.
Seriously young Leo. You. Are. Dreamy.
For the whole movie i am forever giving sighs.
It's a work of art! That Romeo & Juliet. Billy Shakespeare, well done.
Young Leo saying,
"Under love's heavy burden do I sink"
Seriously people! No Oscar?
I loved the movie. Even yung parts I don't understand. Kase super lalim ng dialogs.
A+ for poetry. Watching it properly, ngayon ko lang naappreciate.
Dati I hated it because of the freaking ancient words they use, pero now I love it because of the poetry.
Hindi ko maexpress in words how much I love it.
Pero thinking about it, it's very unrealistic. Look.
Not so rich Romeo and his friends crashed rich Capulet's party
There, he laid eyes on Juliet, a Capulet.
He followed her and eye fucked each other while Juliet was dancing with her supposed fiance, Paris.
Then Romeo,
"Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty 'til this night."
(I love you, Young Leo)
And then fireworks (literally)
Then Romeo korean-pulled Juliet and then more poetry and eye fucking and then Romeo kissed her.
Then,
Romeo: Thus from my lips, by thine my sin is purged.
Juliet: Then have my lips the sin that they have took?
Romeo: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged. Give me my sin again.
Juliet: You kiss by the book. (i don't know what that means)
Tapos Romeo and his friends were supposed to leave but Romeo had to go back to Juliet.
So he climbed Juliet's balcony, pero she wasn't there. She was by the pool.
Tapos more kissing, then before Romeo leaves,
Romeo: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
Juliet: What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?
Romeo: The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine. (err i thought he was talking about completely another thing)
Juliet: I gave thee mine before thou didst request it!
Seriously Juliet, you just met him! (Pero wiv Young Leo's face, I'll probably jump his bones upon seeing him)
And then the next day, Romeo asked his father, who is a priest (i know, i don't get it either)
to wed them.
And then they did, and then they died.
When you think about Romeo Montague's face, it's the face of young Leo.
Seriously young Leo. You. Are. Dreamy.
For the whole movie i am forever giving sighs.
It's a work of art! That Romeo & Juliet. Billy Shakespeare, well done.
Young Leo saying,
"Under love's heavy burden do I sink"
Seriously people! No Oscar?
I loved the movie. Even yung parts I don't understand. Kase super lalim ng dialogs.
A+ for poetry. Watching it properly, ngayon ko lang naappreciate.
Dati I hated it because of the freaking ancient words they use, pero now I love it because of the poetry.
Hindi ko maexpress in words how much I love it.
Pero thinking about it, it's very unrealistic. Look.
Not so rich Romeo and his friends crashed rich Capulet's party
There, he laid eyes on Juliet, a Capulet.
He followed her and eye fucked each other while Juliet was dancing with her supposed fiance, Paris.
Then Romeo,
"Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty 'til this night."
(I love you, Young Leo)
And then fireworks (literally)
Then Romeo korean-pulled Juliet and then more poetry and eye fucking and then Romeo kissed her.
Then,
Romeo: Thus from my lips, by thine my sin is purged.
Juliet: Then have my lips the sin that they have took?
Romeo: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged. Give me my sin again.
Juliet: You kiss by the book. (i don't know what that means)
Tapos Romeo and his friends were supposed to leave but Romeo had to go back to Juliet.
So he climbed Juliet's balcony, pero she wasn't there. She was by the pool.
Tapos more kissing, then before Romeo leaves,
Romeo: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
Juliet: What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?
Romeo: The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine. (err i thought he was talking about completely another thing)
Juliet: I gave thee mine before thou didst request it!
Seriously Juliet, you just met him! (Pero wiv Young Leo's face, I'll probably jump his bones upon seeing him)
And then the next day, Romeo asked his father, who is a priest (i know, i don't get it either)
to wed them.
And then they did, and then they died.
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