The lezzies are going to say that I bought it because I have a crush on you.
Pero hindi, I bought it kase nakikisama ako.
Yes, yun yung reason.

If it doesn't fit me, I promise to return it.
I doubt it's gonna fit my boobs area.
If it doesn't, I'll tell you about it lol.

Will it work? I mean will you be seduced or something?(oh god)
Boys think it's hot when I talk about my boobs (I rarely do)
So they're my only weapon. (i can't believe I'm planning something like this)